Friends, we are gathered here today to morn the loss of my beloved 1989 Buick LeSaber, a faithful vehicle that served it’s owner for many years. The LeSaber passed on at 7 pm last night and the intersection of Jordan Creek Pkwy and Vista Dr. when it’s careless driver slipped through a red light, causing the vehicle to be struck by two other motorists in the driver’s side. Thankfully, none of the humans involved were harmed but the car received damages far beyond the capabilities of liability only insurance and was swiftly admitted to that great parking lot in the sky.
The Buick LeSaber is survived by a Giant mountain bike and two pairs of shoes.
